Don't "Do" Drugs

eric: so when should i get a dog
melissa: as soon as you get back, but that limits where you can live
eric: no it won't cause i'll have my own place out in the country, i'm gonna come home with untold millions
melissa: and where will this money come from, doing opium in thailand
eric: usually doing drugs doesn't make you any money, usually melissa people differentiate between doing and selling ( i followed with a witting example of how "doing" drugs all day is impossible without getting high which sent my sister nearly to tears with laughter)
ok so you had to be there, it was hilarious, trust me
oh and dislaimer, we don't do or sell or endorse the doing or selling of drugs